Right now I'd like to give a shout out to the buffest geek in an Ed Hardy t-shirt: Zak Bagans.
Zak is the kick-ass host of Ghost Adventures, but he's not just a TV personality. He's a frakin hero.
Zak mans-up every episode, exploring the most haunted locations in the world and enduring torturous obstacles such as demon scratches, possession and clowns. He goes to all lengths to call out malevolent spirits on their asshole behavior toward the living, and has captured some of the most compelling evidence in the field. And unlike other Roto Rooting ghost busters, who shall remain nameless, Zak looks like a juicehead straight off the shore.
Ghost Adventures truly is one of my favorite guilty pleasures and the show would be nothing without its charismatic and sometimes douchey host. His hair alone is a constant topic of conversation in my world as it defies every law of gravity ever stated. The days of the bra
in conjuring up images of a lanky, pimple faced, dungeon master, whenever the word 'geek' is uttered, are over now. Zak proves that even geeks, who talk to themselves inside moldy basements, can get laid.
I'm totally going as him for Halloween. Just gotta chunk down and figure out the right mixture for my hair.
I've already started working on the spikefest.
Zak's crazy bangs:
My crazy bangs:
The things we do when we're drunk.
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